Wednesday, April 20, 2016

If You Give a Mom a Mop.....

If you give a mom a mop, she'll quickly search for the dirtiest place to start.

While scanning the house, she'll notice a pile of laundry in the bathroom.

She'll realize that no one in the house knows where the laundry basket is and she'll take it upstairs.

While climbing the stairs she'll see sticky handprints on the rail.

After determining it isn't poop, she'll go get a clean rag to wipe off the grime.

Once the rail is clean, she'll see that the whole wall is dirty, so she'll start to wash the walls.

While washing the walls, she'll see that there are mystery spots on the carpet.

After trying all her cleaners to get the spot up, she'll look on LLS (Laundry Love & Science) for help.

While waiting for an answer, she'll see hundreds of before and after pictures of dirty showers.

She'll realize she hasn't cleaned the showers lately and goes to get the supplies out to scrub them.

When under the sink, she'll see that the cabinet is extremely unorganized and will start to rearrange things.

She'll stumble upon some washing machine cleaner and decides to put it to use.

Once she gets to the washer, she'll see the laundry never got switched, so she'll just restart the load.

When she thinks about all the water she just wasted on that load, she'll remember that she needs to pay bills.

She'll go to sit down at the computer, but then spots a cup that never made it to the dishwasher.

After she puts the cup in the dishwasher, it'll dawn on her that she hasn't started dinner yet.

While searching the refrigerator for inspiration, she'll see that something spilled on the the shelf.

She'll start to clean that spot, but then decides to clean out the old food out as well.

When she goes to dump the spoiled food in the trash, she'll spill some on the floor.

Then she'll realize that she still needs to mop........

This is why my house is never completely clean on the days that I dedicate to cleaning! Can you relate? What would you add?

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  1. I LOVE this!! Soooooo true! Great post, keep up the amazing work! Malibu Mama Loves Xx

  2. Hahahhahaha! This is 100% accurate! Cleaning ADD at its finest. :)

  3. hahahah mom ADD like Samantha said!! so freaking true... no wonder I can't finish anything!