Friday, December 12, 2014

Bras Gone WIld

It was Tuesday morning and I had the kids with me. I went in because things just hadn't been feeling "right" and I thought I would get checked out. Tears welled in my eyes, as the thing I never thought I would hear spilled out of the woman's mouth, "You need a size F bra."  No. Fucking. Way.

I told her to remeasure, that I'm only 15 weeks pregnant and I already went from my DD to what I was currently wearing, an E. She laughed at me and told me of their buy 3 get 1 free special. I'm not buying more than one of these Guinness World Record bras. Apparently she didn't understand the seriousness of this situation. I'm all too aware of the jump that boobs go through in the 3rd trimester then when milk comes in. It's official, I'm going to be some centerfold for National Geographic about "Woman's Tits Large Enough to Feed All of Africa's Starving Children."

After the good cry I allowed myself in the car ride on the way home, I decided that I would have some fun with the bra that I just bought. I've put together a list of ways that I might use this bra after it is too big for the sweater puppets. After all, my boobs wouldn't be this size forever, right?

Christmas Tree Ornament

Fruit Bowl

Banana Hammock

K-Cup Storage

Candy Bowl

Fashion Forward Female Headwear


Child Kitchen Safety Headwear

Now there were multiple ideas that I was unable to photograph. The short list includes the following:
  • Post-vasectomy ice pack
  • Hanging cantaloupe holder
  • "Get-along" hats for the little boys 
  • Mint/Peanut tray
  • Sling shot
  • Bowling ball polisher
  • Tennis ball storage
  • Snowball maker
  • Toy storage
  • Toddler pillow, "like mommy is holding me"
  • Nicki Minaj child Halloween costume accessory (the butt)
I hope that this put a smile on your face! I guess I just have to embrace the ladies! If you have any other suggestions on how I can up-cycle this in the future, I would love to hear them! 

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